Once upon a time, in a small den in the woods there lived three bears: Momma, Poppa, and Son. Now these bears were happy bears. They lived on a healthy diet of figs and leaves and occasionally some meat that the park ranger gave them.
On this particular day, it was steak day for the bears. Unfortunately, the steaks were not very high quality, as the park could not afford to support that kind of luxury. And thus the bears grew weary of this cheap steak and most usually put off eating it. Poppa said it was too cold, and Momma said overcooked and Son said it was too fatty. And it was on occasions like this that the bears abandoned their den and went for walks in the forest...after all, they lived in a national park.
While the bears were out, a small little pig-tailed blonde girl who had eluded her parents stumbled upon the den. And the aroma of the cold, overcooked, fatty steaks pulled her in. She tried a small bite of the first one, only to discover that it was not to her liking.